Lately we have received tons of questions on our social media platforms. One of the most common one has been whether subsoccer is a real sport or not? Could it be true that the original SUBERMAN, aka Jarno-the founder, has just been telling us lies all the time? Is this the fastest-growing game in the world even existing?  Although we have some good evidence to support that subsoccer is real, everyone still has to make their own minds.

So, is Jarno a SUBERLIAR? Let´s ask our SUBERPHILOSOPHERS.

Well, before answering the question, it is good to notice that the term “real sport” is difficult to answer. Therefore, we have to understand what “real or reality” even means. To be honest we have no idea, so let´s go to Wikipedia to make us more sophisticated. According to them, “reality is the sum or aggregate of all that is real or existent within a system, as opposed to that which is only imaginary“ (Wikipedia, 2021). Even our SUBERPHILOSPHERS have no clue what that means so probably the sentence is not even REALLY understandable.

Okay, the odds are not good for our friendly neighborhood SUBERMAN. So, what is a sport then? Our good pal Wikipedia tells that “sport includes all forms of competitive physical activity or games which, through casual or organized participation, at least in part aim to use, maintain or improve physical ability and skills while providing enjoyment to participants, and in some cases, entertainment for spectators.” (Wikipedia, 2021). We mean SUBER people around have told us that the biggest benefits from our table football game have been amusement, excitement and joy coming from the game. But maybe the fans have just been joking. In the clips and pics sent to us people seem to be laughing and having a great time playing subsoccer, but again they could just be SUBERACTORS. Who knows?

So, what about the content on social media? Don´t they prove that the game is a real sport? Well, for example ESPN´s Facebook post  that went viral has gathered around 21 thousand comments, 184 thousand reactions, not to mention 25,5 million views to this day. Okay, that seems like quite many people but again let´s put it into a larger perspective. There are currently around 7,8 billion people living on this planet Earth. What is 25 million out of 7,8 billion as a percentage? After some quick math done by our SUBEREINSTEINS, it is 0,3%. This means that 99,7 % of people have not seen the video.  Since 7 can be rounded up to 10, we can announce that 100% of world´s population have not seen the clip. This means that unfortunately subsoccer cannot be a real sport. Shame on you SUBERLIAR Jarno!

After knowing this information, we are actually so relieved. All of us SUBERHUMANS have always known that subsoccer is unreal and it will always be unreal! 🤩

Therefore, we are more than happy to announce that we shall continue bringing you SUBERHUMANS some unreal experiences with the game.

Let´s enjoy our unreal experiences !/ SUBERTEAM